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The Greatest F'in Song in the World

from Mark Lint & the Fake Johnson Trio by Mark Lint

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Darlin', wow
I'd say you're useless now
But I'll carry on somehow
Suck on this

Darlin', mine
You'd be my valentine
But now you're not even fine
Here, suck on this

I remember
And I proudly desecrate
I'm finding the strength to hate
What's making me want to die

No I won't
I won't turn it on myself
And I don't think I need your help
And you couldn't give it anyway, 'cause you're much too slow
And you move it a tepid half-life stuffed with grotesque amounts of self-deception
Glaring and obvious inconsistencies
And a general non-confrontationalism laced with fear and anti-intellectualism
Behind a thin and embarrassing facade that you call values

Darlin', wow
You seem mighty useless now
Whyn't you come on up and take a bow
And suck on this

Darlin', why?
When you had this whole damn guy
But you didn't even care enough to try
Such on this

credits

from Mark Lint & the Fake Johnson Trio, released May 19, 1999
Doug Anthony played 5-string bass, and Steve Petrinko played drums. A bunch of people including Richard White and Steve Petrinko sang the harmonies, with some emphatic howling by Stoobie.

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